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Zoey
A girl Zed is looking to hook up with.
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Dexbot
Created as a robot slave to do all the menial tasks Dexter did not want to do. Gained sentience, and helped Zedbot become self-aware.
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ObiGabe Kenobi
Can Obi-Gabe Kenobi overcome his need to fire everyone and defeat his former pupil, the dreaded Darth Zedar?
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Blind Burt
Blind Burt.
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Dexter
The main character. A perpetual pessimist by nature, he's an I.T guy with an obtuse sense of humor. Gabbie and Zed are there for him when he needs them.
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Dr.Kilter
The Weight-loss and Brake specialist who tinkers with inventions.
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Zedbot
Created as a robot slave to do all the menial tasks Zed did not want to do. Gained sentience with the help of a self-aware Dexbot.
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Fez Skywalker
The reluctant hero of the Far Wars series.
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Escobar
The sleezy back-alley Escobar tries to get in on the Hollywood action.
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Corporate Big Wigs
Globex Corporate big wigs.
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Cop
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Stuntguy
Stuntman from the Hollywood Hijinks story.
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Jason
Uncle Jason
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Hottie Janine
Works with Zed at the restaurant.
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Bully Jones
The Bully on playground that torments Zed, Dexter and Gabbie.
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Pimp Stu
Pimp Stu provides Zed only the best quality ladies.
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Dr.Jones
A certified couples counselor.
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Fat Solo
Fat Solo, along with Chewie are bandits and scavengers in the Fat Wars story.
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Yuppie
Corporate yuppie.
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Boss
The shadowy boss that controls all of the I.T Operations strings.
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Floozies
One of the floozies that hang off Zed during the Hollywood-Hijinks story run.
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Charlie Chan
Charlie 'Chuck' Chan.
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Chewie
Along with his trusted 'pet' Fat Solo, he gets into adventures across the galaxy.
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Anup
One of the Globex employees.
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Senior Resource
The most senior I.T resource, who is always nameless, faceless an simply a voice on the phone
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Critics
Hollywood critics.
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Mrs.Harris
Mrs.Harris teaches the 2nd grade at Jack Daniels Elementary School.
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Zedtoo-D2
One of the trusty, rusty droids on a mission to deliver a message to Obi-Gabe Kenobi.
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English Bob
English Bob.
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Best Buy Guy
Sales guy from one of the big-box tech stores.
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Boss Gabe
Boss Gabe, in charge of the rag-tag group of Globex employees. He loves firing people.
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Fat-Threepio
One of the trusty, rusty droids on a mission to deliver a message to Obi-Gabe Kenobi.
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Floozie
One of the floozies that hang off Zed during the Hollywood-Hijinks story run.
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Random girl
One of many of Zed's attempted conquests.
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Chris
One of the Globex employees.
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Princess Gabbie
Princess Gabbie is carrying plans for the dreaded 'Death Donut', can she make it to Obi-Gabe Kenobi in order to stop the plans of the Empire and Dark Zedar?
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Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman
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James
One of the Globex employees. James has also graciously hosted my website for free for many, many years.
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Darth Zedar
The Dark Sith Lord of the Fat-Empire.
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Rayburn
Assigned to Zed and Dexter to help create their movie by the 20th Century Fox conglomerate.
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Jim Westing
A former classmate of Dexter's.
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Fez
One of the Globex employees.
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Storm Troopers
Muscle for the Galactic Empire.
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Big Wig
Hollywood big wig.
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Zed
Dexter's best friend. Zed is always on the lookout for women, taking shortcuts, and getting into trouble.
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Gabbie
The perpetual optimist, Gabbie is the most grown-up and level headed of the group. Married to and looks out for Dexter.
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Steve
A lifelong Macintosh enthusiast, Steve always injects his opinion of Apple products to everyone around him.